this is fucking ridiculous.

my mom is so controlling that i literally am being forced to apply to colleges behind her back.

subtxts:

who is john. why is he locked. free him .

crabbyjammies:

capitalistpropaganda:

"what’s the worst that could happen? I’ll be TOO cool?" I say as I strap the rocket blasters to my heelys

weloveshortvideos:

Why you should never try to kill spiders with hair spray!

Vine by Daz_Black

A symbol to the nation; a hero to the world.

"What if I asked you to do something for me that was wrong."

"I knew you would do me good in some way. I saw it in your eyes when I first beheld you. Their expression did not strike my very inmost being so for nothing. People talk about natural sympathies, You…"
"Goodnight then, sir." 

the scene with the most sexual tension ever in all of movie history

5/100 pictures of Fassbender

finnickodairr:

But whatever I do with this cage, I cannot get at you. And it is your soul that I want. Why don’t you come of your own free will?”

me: *not religious*
me: oh my god
me: praise the lord
me: thank god
me: oh dear lord
me: jesus christ
me: good god

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

forget-me-lock:

Sherlock deduces himself.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

darvll